RESPECT hits the speakers and Steve Urkel strides to the ring and grabs a microphone.
Steve: Look at the person on your left. Now look at the person on your right. Shut your eyes and take in the sounds and smells of this moment. This moment is about to become a memory. This memory is about to become a legend. Tonight, I step out of the shadows. Tonight, I take out a champ. Take a deep breathe and hug your loved ones. Nothing will be the same after this match.