The lights in the arena all turn white, as what appears to be snow showers down on the stage.
A muscular man walks out onto the stage with a microphone in one hand, while waving to the crowd with the other.
He continues walking down the ramp and stops halfway to hi-five a few people in the front row, before quickly rolling into the ring and gesturing for the crowd to cheer.
Some people do, and it starts to catch on with others.
Big Snow: How we all doin' tonight folks? Good? Good. You may not know me - you see I'm new here. I'm so new actually, that they didn't have enough time to organize a match for me.
The crowd laugh at the last comment and Big Snow awkwardly looks around the ring.
Big Snow: Guys I was being serious, I plan on being a legitimate competitor here in DWW.
The crowd again laughs at Big Snow, just for the sake of laughing.
Big Snow: Alright, if you're here to have a good time, I'm going to tell you a joke that'll have you falling out of your seats.
Here goes - A wrestler, a referee and a timekeeper walk into a bar. The timeke-
The lights flash green and red as Gunner Jack's music plays and he walks out to the stage wearing his signature leather jacket and sunglasses. He holds up a microphone and waits for the crowd to be quiet.
Gunner Jack: Sorry to interrupt the comedy club Mr Snow, but you're taking up my valuable TV time. [Jack gestures towards the back] So off you go, clear the ring so I can have a little chat with these people.
Big Snow starts to step out of the ring but then stops, which earns him plenty of cheers from the crowd.
Big Snow: Who do you think you are? This was my time in the ring - my chance to make a good impression on my first day here! I can't let you take that away from me. Do you understand me?
Gunner Jack: Did you even listen to what you were saying before? You're trying to make an impression on a pro wrestling show, as an employee of a pro wrestling company and you're trying to crack jokes? Are you insane? Get out of my ring before I make you regret it.
Gunner starts walking to the ring, but before he can get there Big Snow leaves the ring and meets him on the ramp.
Big Snow looks furious as he throws down his microphone and motions for Gunner to try and fight him.
Gunner Jack: Silly boy, I don't just fight for free. I only compete in sanctioned matches - and I'm way out of your league. So get out of my way before I have my personal squad of security escort your goofy face out of the building.
A team of security guards in suits runs towards the two men and they stand next to Gunner.
Gunner Jack: Still nothing? Pathetic. As pathetic as all these people. Get out of my sight.
Gunner grabs Big Snow and throws him to the ground. The guards immediately grab him and drag him backstage.
Gunner steps into the ring and leans on the ropes, still with a microphone in hand.
Gunner Jack: I'm not out here to tell jokes like that buffoon before me was, I'm out here to send a message. And trust me, even though it may seem like I talk too much, it's because when I talk, people listen. And what that means, is that I put butts in seats. I sell out arenas. I go on talk shows, I do all the press conferences. I pretty much am money.
Gunner pulls out a few $100 bills and waves them at the crowd.
Gunner Jack: This is me! I'm a walking gold mine, making money wherever I go. And later on tonight, I will be staying true to this when I slay Kiss Demon. This fool actually believes he can beat me one on one, face to face. Well I'll show him. I'll show everyone. I guarantee that in this very ring tonight, you will see a million dollar performance from your brightest star, the Blazing Gun - Gunner Jack.
Gunner tosses the microphone away as his music hits and he smugly walks to the back, still waving his money at the crowd.
